• me:*staring at band member* mmm
  • mom:He's old enough to be your dad
  • me:The dad of my children
  • mom:what
  • me:what
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  • Me:*Leaves my room*
  • Parents:DEAR LORD SHE LEFT HER ROOM
  • Parents:ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE
  • Parents:ALERT THE MEDIA
  • Parents:CALL THE POPE
  • Parents:THIS PROBABLY WONT HAPPEN FOR ANOTHER 18 YEARS
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  • Me:
  • Me:I came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.

People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via wiifitting)
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aceaoi:

I like making sex jokes bc I’m asexual and i don’t mean them at all so it’s an outside joke with the person and an inside joke with myself. it’s twice the amount of joke.

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brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

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chillatthedisco:

do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug

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